1) What’s the easiest way to offend them?

honestly i don tknow. ill ask him. pray for my safety
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2) What’s their hobbies?

hanging out with Maya, ignoring his wife
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3) How’s their self esteem?

amazing (I'm jealous)
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4) What’s their fav memory?

Seing Maya for the first time
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5) What’s the most expensive thing they own?

the empire like thing he rules
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6) What’s in their fridge?

human.
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7) How do they feel about religion?

he doesn't know it exists
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8) What traits do they despise in other people?

snobby, manipulative people
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9) What’s their worst memory?

Being forced to marry Malka. he doesn't really have THAT much trauma
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10) Who’s their biggest inspiration?

himself
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11) What would their Minecraft house look like?

he'd make one of those "indestructable" houses with all those levels and bwhitearriers around it so no one could get in
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12) If they could kill one person without consequences, would they? And who?

Malka. absolutely.
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13) How organized are they?

steriotypical OCD level unless hes tired or annoyed
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14) How would their friends describe them?

he doesnt have friends for multiple reasons, but his people would probably say hes couragous, scary, or big. (in reference to him being absolutely giant!!!!!)
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15) What’s their biggest secret?

he has affairs
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16) If they could live anywhere in the world, where would they choose?

egypt
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17) What traits are they attracted to?

TWINKS!!!!!!
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18) How do they feel about lying?

doesn't care
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19) If they could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be?

to beat the shit out of his dad and marry someone else
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20) Who do they main in Mario cart?

she actually cant play
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21) What’s their biggest fear?

I'll ask later
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22) What do they hate most about themselves?

her irrational thirst for anything and everything to be hers
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23) What makes them want to befriend someone?

if they are like her